Microwave Oven
Lyrics:
Microwave oven
You’re so unconventional
Microwave oven
Bombarding my food with
Electromagnetic radiation
It sure is a long way
From roasting chestnuts
On a open fire
You’re good at reheating
Not so good at caramelizing
It’s not surprising
That foodies don’t respect you
Microwave oven
Your magnetron’s your most important part
Invented by New Englander Percy Spencer
(Is it ready yet?)
The Raytheon corporation filed your patent
(Is it time to eat)
I close your door and then the magic happens
(I'm so hungry I could scream)
As polarized molecules inside my food
Start to rotate resulting in thermal energy
Microwave oven
You’re awfully economical
It’s almost comical
How quickly you make ramen noodles
Wonderful oven
You make a noise to let me know you’re done
It’s time to eat, the food is done
It might be hot, don’t burn your tongue
Credits:
Vocals, piano: Michael Rachap
Bass: Phil Baker
Drums: Brent Follis
Produced by Brud Giles and Michael Rachap at Fremont Recording
Mastered by Adam Gonsalves at Telegraph Mastering